re: the last conversation:
04 29 2011
Integrity No2: Ha! I actually have had several guys mention that to me.
Integrity No2: These are always the same guys who respond to finding out I’m gay with an ‘ohhhhhhhh that explains everything’
Boneyard Jones: I keep trying to think of the thought process that leads to that statement. “I bet she’d value my unsolicited opinion on SOMETHING, but WHAT? Hm. Hm. Oh I know, her body!”
Integrity No2: ‘Women are rarely offended about remarks about their bodies, and I am known for my delicate and tactful manner.’
Boneyard Jones: This is the way forward! Follow it up with my trademarked line – hey bitch, wanna hit the beer bong? – and I will have a friend for life.
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You can tell your friends at that Barney forum that it’s fiction. You can believe whatever you want about it.
what does that mean. i so badly wish i could parse this addled non-sequitur.